The Garden of Eden (For Jokes)

One day in the garden of eden after spending time with Eve, Adam told, God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.

Adam: Lord, you have given me the beautiful flowers and the sunset…but i look at Eve and she is so beautiful , God why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: Lord i don’t want to seem ungrateful but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

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